In EarthBound, you can tame animals under the control of Giygas by beating the crap out of them with a cracked bat. At night. Ness is quite the murderer.
While you're fighting animals, though, Porky will screw you up and allow you to take on more damage. He'll pretend to cry, play dead, even use you as a shield. I wonder if you could tame him by beating the crap out of him too...
And yes, I call him Porky. Not Pokey, or Porkey. Porky. Bash me, Mother fans! WOOO!
Hehe I love it when games condone violence and make it happy.
Like Pokemon. Two people throw their aminals at each other and make them fight until one of them loses consciousness- hmmm. Sounds suspiciously like cockfighting to me~ XD
Hahahaaa, that would've solved a lot of peoples' problems... XD
Love this, Pokey (Porky, whatev~) is awesome. : Db
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i will have to fave this now~
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avatar made by *lumelu ♥
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"The music's too loud."
EVEN WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE ITS LIKE
"rockin' hippy became a tame."
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Why so blue, Panda Bear?
"You work too hard, just like your mother."
Omg no I don't.
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"The music's too loud."
Like Pokemon. Two people throw their aminals at each other and make them fight until one of them loses consciousness- hmmm. Sounds suspiciously like cockfighting to me~ XD
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Why so blue, Panda Bear?
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"The music's too loud."
Love this, Pokey (Porky, whatev~) is awesome. : Db
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"Ambition is like a venus fly trap. If a frog were to sit on it, the fly trap could bite and bite but it wouldn't hurt the frog because it only has tiny little plant teeth. Then some other stuff could happen and that would be like ambition." -Jack Handey
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